Sunday, July 12, 2009

Horny dogs? Hot dogs?

Being the goody goody goody girl me. I volunteered to bathe my dog. (ok lar, i have to bathe my dog because dad is going to china)

But heck, i bathe my dog occassionally. Busy mah.

My dog hates bathing, she wants to go for a walk instead. So i had to drag her to the pipe. Pain lar i know, but i had to.

*bathe bathe bathe*
*scrub scrub srcub*
*spray spray spray*

Little did i know, there was this male dog staring at my dog. He's not a stray dog though, he has a chain.

All he did was sitting there and staring at my dog. I sprayed water at him, he'll run away, come back and SIT on the same spot again. Not just one time, but many times. In addition, he peed near my plants!!

What is this? Watching my girlie Lilo bathe? Watching porn? Free porn? Afterall, Lilo is naked. Haha, horny dog who is desperate for porn. Luckily Lilo wasn't interested in him. She didn't even bother to sniff him. Bad odourI guess?

Lilo smells like flowers after bathing. Mmm, gotta love the new shampoo.

Too bad, Lilo is too hot for you, stranger horny dog. U're too ugly for her (mind you, he's a damn fat bulldog, with the bengkak eye). Go back to your owner!!

Lilo is a HOT dog. HAHA..hot dog? Not the hot dog u eat, but a dog that is HOT.




Wow..even dogs watch porn. Better still, free LIVE porn.

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I need time, all the tests and assignments submission dates are overlapping.

This is super crazy.

Ahhhh....miss June, My most stressed-free month.

I've got a feeling, based on my 6th sense, that August is gonna be WORSE.

Enjoy while you can, my fellow college mates.

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