Stalker

I feel like i'm being stalked again. THIS SUCKS.

Leave me alone, dude. i'm not interested in YOU.

Because YOU SUCK.

New Criminal Tactic

If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a bloody hand knocking on your window demanding you to stop and asking for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car,

DO NOT stop the car at all. Even if he damages your car or holds the side mirrors tightly,
DO NOT stop the car but drive directly to the nearest police station.

This kind of criminal tactics have been reported in about 40 cases in Seremban, K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).

These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop the car to help you.

The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone.

Please forward this message to the people you care about.

Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan
Island Hospital

Tel:+6012-4308125

*Hope these fuckers rot in hell. What is YOUR problem? the world doesn't owe you, blame your past, you did not do enough charity. Stop robbing innocent ppl and raping weak women. You don't get creative in robbing, get creative in making your own business or something else, bitch. When will all these retards learn?!*

*If only theres batman/superman/ironman/wonder girl/fantastic four/powerpuff girls/you name it to protect our city. sigh.*

Make The Yultide Gay

~ I saw mommy kissing SANTA CLAUS!!~

Daddy kill santa!!

Anyway, MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR READERS!!!

No presents for you, sorry.

Scholarship Hunting

I've been researching a lot on scholarships lately. Why? because i'm poor and i need money. It is sad to see that there are NO organisations offering scholarship for dentistry. Yes, i repeat. NO organisations. Not even Sime Darby! hello sime darby u're health field one lor!!!

Almost all the organisations/bodies offer LAW/Engineer/Pharmacy/Business/Accountants. so all those ppl pursuing all these courses, don't say you got no money, say u're lazy. never do research.

I'm only left with JPA, PTPTN and the Maxis one. Yeah, maxis scholarship, don't laugh at it, they want you to bond one ok? 5 years. I seriously don't know how can i contribute to Maxis, treat the handphone's teeth? JPA and PTPTN are actually LOAN, means you need to pay them back, with interest, something like 'tai yee long' (big ear hole / loan sharks).

Education is indeed a very good business. VERY good business. Everything is so commercialised. Gah, this is reality *slaps*.

Guys/Male

What is happening to the world actually? Best designers are males, best chefs are males, best make-up artists are males, best colour guards are males, best musicians are males, best choreographers are males. Well mostly males lar!

Where are females standing in the artsy-fartsy world? Does this mean females are NOT creative enough? NOT competent enough? NOT capable enough?

Well. *ponders*

Just some random thoughts.

December

2009 is coming to an end. I would say it's a year with ups and downs. Many ups and downs. No doubt, i did learn something. It's part of growing i would say.

I've been busy with tuition. I hope i can earn at least 1k. AT LEAST. if not i'll be damn dulan. I hate teaching f2 students the most. They are so freaking rebellious. Feel like slapping the girls especially. Their mouth seriously stinks, not bad breath, but the words they blurt out. No respect for the teacher one. Well, what i do is say something that make them shut up and make them guilty. And they will shut up eventually. Of course i did not say FUCK. I am a good teacher.

Back from spore for ages, bought a few items =) Awwww so happy. I cant wait to go for shopping, formal shopping. G2000 got sales ok! I need formal wear, i don't have any of them!

Besides, i went for car hunting and dog hunting. Car hunting means looking at the price of the cars lu, 2nd hand swift is more expensive than my sis' brand new myvi lor. This dream will certainly die, unless miracle really happens. Dog hunting means trying to get a new dog lor. I actually don't know what to feel. Lilo has been gone for 2 months and we're not searching for a new dog. To be honest, i am not ready to accept a new dog. I'm not sure if i can still love the new dog as much as Lilo. Occassionally i think about Lilo, hope that she'll come back. Hope that the stupid maid die also. Well, i guess i have the move on.

Went to KLWMBC (KL World Marching Band Competition). Glad that Pee Ohn's band won, they totally deserved it. A lot of lengchais lor! especially in pit percussion. Totally drooled when i watch them practise. SO YENG. One thing i learnt from them is, you have to enjoy what you do, then you'll definitely excel. I mean, they really enjoy marching, playing in the band. You won't see a glimpse of tiredness in their eyes. And mind you, they practise the WHOLE DAY one lor, sometimes until 3am. not 3pm.

I also learnt that it's not always about the score, not everything is about winning. If you only think about winning or getting to the top, you may fall repeatedly and get yourself disappointed relentlessly . Everything is about the process, the friendship, the hardwork. Wow, took me 5 years to realise this man. Dervied this lesson from the Thai band, my current SAM score and also the show in E!, Running Heels. In case you don't understand, you can listen to Miley Cyrus - The Climb. Yeah the whole song pretty much sumarrized what i wanna say in this paragraph.

Hope that there will be a G3 gathering. Everybody disappeared, kind of.

Been thinking a lot lately, i need an attitude adjustment. Will blog about this if i have the mood that is. FYI, i'm not emo.

That's all for the current upate.

When I Was Young

Some old friend of mine just happened to tag everyone from 3E 2000.

Admit it, i was cute. Still is.


FYI, i was the one sitting down, 2nd left.

Look at sheah yee, scared of chai lao shi. (hahahahaha)

And no, soon fei wasn't picking his nose.

Can you spot mei yan? yes mei yan from G3.

I'm so well poised rite?

House Chores Training

As you all know, my maid ran away to be with her lover/playboy. So, I'm the new maid for the house, at least for now. Now, i've realised that being a housewife is FUCKING hard lor. Better appreciate your moms or maids, especially you, TINA PREET. Don't torture your maid.

Woke up at 9 am, by force of course. Dragged myself to clean up and have breakfast. Then i'm off to GIANT, not Pyramid, not MV, not Pavillion. Yes you've got me right, GIANT.

Instead of buying Ipanema/jeans/tops/shoes, i bought myself rubber gloves, sponges, new broom, new mop, new pail with wheels and also the rinsing mop thing!! (i dunno what you call it lar, still not used to housewife terms) and my awesome, marvelous micro fibre broom!! My favourite buddy for now!! No need to carry the huge ass vacuum cleaner upstairs! But hor, this broom very expensive. But it's worth it!!

Mommy is being nice, she bought all the good quality detergents for me, while she bought the lauya ones for my maids last time. I mean, the maid doesn't get to use the awesome micro fibre broom! She uses cheap gloves while i use Aloe Vera coated gloves with lemon scent!! She doesn't have the pail equipped with wheels, that means she has to carry lor, i just have to kick it with my legs!! Guess i should be filial enough to honour her, by doing house chores!

Shopped for food stuffs, fruits, cleaning stuff. The shopping lasted for about 2 hours. Can u imagine just grocery shopping can take up to 2 hours?

When i reached home, need to put the stuffs into the specific places, which basically involves walking around A LOT. Such a good workout. I wanted to jog in the afternoon, but i feel so tired right now that i feel it's redundant to jog. Just do house work and you will be healthy.

Need to cook later. AHHHHH SHINGZED!! Screw my sis who doesn't do anything.

Housework promotes a healthy being! So start now ladies!!

Bear with me lar, sorry lar. Being a former princess to a maid is a very huge transition for me, i need to whine and complain in order to distress myself. Stop lecturing me about how good is it, how it trains me to be independent. I KNOW. no need to tell me. In case you don't know, i have a functional brain.

My smooth hands are gonna be so coarse, but I'm still the same attractive shu ying. Don't run away, hot and sexy bachelors!! I know how to clean!!

UPDATE: YES! it's gonna rain, means no need to water flowers tomorrow morning =)

Lunch Buddies

I miss my lunch buddies, where are you guys. your dear princess shu ying needs you guys :(

Brian's Hospital Outing + Quality Time In The Car

We, the awesome and caring 9 hotties, swam across seas, climbed mountains, jumped over rivers, walked over dog droppings, crawled in the caves, and finally! we reached our final destination - Gleneagels Intan Medical Centre. The hospital looked like hotel lor seriously, rich ass!!! Not to mention that the christmas decorations gave it a more high class look.

What was our mission? To visit our ill king - Brian Cheung King Chou. In case you're wondering who are the 9 hotties rite, they are awesome me, steph yeap, jillian, likkin aghey, travis, navin, chin fei, huei wen and wai san. Too bad, the king wasn't touched, he did not shed a tear at all.

Called him to ask where was his ward, then he told me he wanted to be discharged that day! Cis! But we made it lar. He was shocked the minute I entered his ward hahahahah! should have seen his face! Too bad no picture was taken. Auntie busted us, didn't manage to suprise him according to our plan :( Were you happy to see us??????

Gave him a plastic bag full of fruits (so cheap skate hahah, not even a fruit basket), a balloon of patrick from sponge bob square pants (haha) and a get well soon card of course. Then we made him take a picture with patrick =) so kawaii!! Ask Jillian for the photos!!

We spent about 2 hours talking? Then came this Punjabi guy (suspect he's Tina's bf) bugging brian hahaha. He's funny! at the same time annoying!
Punjabi guy opens the curtain, threw brian a question: 'Hey whhy are u here for? I'm here for kidney stones."
Brian: "errrrr."
HAHAH! I think he likes you, brian.

After that, we planned to go to KLCC for the PC fair. In the end, phail =) We spent 3 hours driving aimlessly due to no parking. Hahahaha, i promised Navin not to blog about this. Nevertheless, we had lots of fun in the car, all the non-stop gossiping, jokes about M and N, teasing and laughing. ahhhh great quality time, will never forget. I think i laughed the most that moment, other than Wai San's coke joke haha.

In the end, we headed to MV for lunch. Wanted to catch a movie but we were too tired. Oh so kind Navin drove me home, and the guys visited my house.

Overall, a much enjoyable day, and i wish there's more to come. Apologies for the brief update and the absence of cute photos. I would also wanna apologise to the girls. My planning kinda phail sigh!!

Seriously missing G3. like SERIOUSLY.

PS. My secretary Stephanie Yeap was supposed to blog about this!!

Miang And Gatal Maid

My new maid, which is the current one, came to work in our family at around April. She's very young, and clumsy, as well as forgetful. After first few weeks of working here, she ran away for the first time, claiming that the workload is too heavy and my mom kept scolding her.

To be exact, She claimed that she had to work for 2 houses for very long hours, and also complained that my mom actually 'tortured' her by scolding her too much. The fact is, she only has to work in my grandma's house (the 2nd house) on saturdays ONLY, during the afternoon ONLY. Besides, my mom scolded her because she's irresponsible, not doing her jobs properly, very forgetful. My mom doesn't scold people for no reason ok? She's being very authoritative actually, by explaining the reason why she scolds her to HER herself every time. It's quite redundant but my mom is like that.

The agency worker counseled her and asked her not to repeat her mistakes again, same thing for my mom, warned her and stuff. Ok, nothing happened for the next few months.

Somehow, she met her guy of her dreams, despite being married and having kids, i don't know how many, don't ask me. Moreover, the man is a pakistani, working as a guard in the opposite neighbourhood. My maid must have flirted with him, leading to an affair.

Desperate to be with the man, she released my dog, sabotajed my home alarm system, did everything just to let the man into my house (well we assume lar), and have a good night. In fact, it has been quite a few times she let the man in, until 2 days ago, where my neighbourhood guards reported to the community committee and my mom. They said they saw my maid opening the FRONT door to allow this fella leave, around 4am in the morning.

Of course, mom interrogated her. As usual, she denied and sweared to Allah that she did not do such things. Obviously, stop lying lar retard, the guards won't lie for nothing. Don't assume we're stupid.

Next morning, she ran away, in my sis' flip flops which was bought from aussie. sis damn dulan at her. At least she didn't steal anything from the house, only her flip flops. Oh yea, she ran away without her passport and very little cash. Happy surviving out there, retard. Seriously who runs away without cash and passport? damn smart thing to do.

Let me tell you something extra. My maid is very demanding also. I can say she's the worst maid in my family's history. She demands for braces because she has staircase-like teeth without knowing how much it costs, demands for nice flip flops like my sis', demands for chee cheong fun as breakfast, demands for soya bean when she's on menstruation. Hello? let me remind you, you come here to work, not to behave like a princess. I'm the princess get it?

Besides that, she loves to be pretty even when she cleans stuff. She wears powder for god-knows-what reason and maaaaaan it stinks. She wears earrings. She refuses to wear glasses eventhough she's short sighted. No wonder she cannot see dusts, too small for her, and cleans badly. So much for being vain. Who wears earrings when washing the dishes? let the plates see you ah? the plates are the mirror so you can self admire?

And you know what? her teeth black one lor, and the front tooth is missing. If she's my maid in the next 10 years ah i think i will fix it for her, so hideous and such an eyesore. But, what for treat her so nicely? she betrays you. Shit, whenever i think of my dear sweetheart Lilo i'll be so damn mad at her. How can she do that just because of a fucker, knowing that i love my dog so much. Super mad at her. I wonder how the man likes you lor, retard. You have no money and you look hideous, what does he want from you? only ur vagina! think abit lar aduh!!

Bet she's enjoying the sex right now. Oh i almost forgot, she only took a few clothes, most of her clothes are still in her room. She only took her sanitary pads, face products (so miang), her sneakers and my sis' flip flops as she was in a rush to escape. How to survive out there like that?

We made a police report and reported to the agency. She is no longer our maid and no longer our responsibility. Her passport is also surrendered to the police, so she cannot fly back to Indonesia. Had to pay RM250 to cancel her passport ok? When she gets caught, she'll be deported back to Indonesia of course.

Well, i think that she may come back to my house, when she's left with no choice. I'll say to her: "Bitch, you find my lilo first only u come back! If not, rot outside my house!"

I think the man will dump her in a few weeks. Seriously, he's a guard only ler how much can he earn? to feed you? In ur dreams man, retard. He wants you just for sex, for pleasure! If he happens to stay with other bachelors, even more exciting, they may rape her lor! If she's so desperate to make money rite, i think she'll be involved in prostitution. No choice already mah. What to do? she didnt want to listen to my mom's warnings. Note the 's'.

I feel quite sad for her, but it's her choice, not mine to make. Good luck there.

May God bless Lilo.

What The F Is Wrong With The World?!

I am super duper uber angry right now. For retards like Fong Kai Vin who may not understand what angry means, i will do you guys a favour by explaining what it means.

Angry is a kind of feeling resulted from anger. Let me break it down for you, retards. Anger is a strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong; wrath; ire (dictionary.com 2009).

Still don't understand? Angry means mad, annoyed, antagonized, displeased, furious, fuming, heated, infuriated, offended, outraged, uptight, vexed. Anymore? I dunno lar. If you want to add on to this then just comment.

Still blur? Ok. Let me make it easier. It is a feeling when somebody pushed you and you fall down, and the fella ran away. Or a feeling when some dude stole your gf. Or it could be illustrated as a kind of feeling when you talk to fong kai vin.

I'm so gonna bitch about every single thing that has provoked me.

1. National Service
Dumb service lor. Homepage cannot load, phone call cannot get through, staff so dumb and blur. What benefit do you get from this service? Oh, i know, for those lifeless people, you can waste your time there!! or get a chance to hold a gun!! YEAY! *does the bimbo look* Want to defer also cannot lar, cannot download the form, stupid homepage. Change office venue never tell me the number how to call?! Deadline coming also, HOW? YOU TELL ME. I'm so lucky to be selected to go for this national service!! YEAY *does the bimbo look again* I love my country, Oh Malaysia!!

2. Fong Kai Vin
I asked you to read my blog. You said later. Ok, this is fine. "Not like you dedicated any post to me". Ok, fine i asked him NOT to read. Provoke me somore, "kay. if it was really that awesome, other people will tell me to read it." Ok, i feel very dulan after seeing this. I'm going to remove you from the post. There's enough evidence to prove WHY you're lonely and no chicks want to come to you. Want me to elaborate further? because you are RETARDED (dictionary.com it if you don't understand). Seriously, i don't know what's your problem, or you're born to irritate and annoy ppl around you. IQ too low? hmmm. yeah i guess that's the only reason. NO NEED TO READ the post, not FORCING you to read. Retards won't understand.

3. My Sister
Had to fill in some form for the university. She's my emergency contact and i need her office number. She asked me why, i told her why. She said no need lar, put hp number enough. Erm, if it's not needed, i won't ask you for no freaking reason rite. Plus it is stated there you're WORKING, of course i need to put your office number. I need to freaking argue with her for that 8 numbers, retarded much? Just give me and you can watch your freaking drama lar. ISH! Say i'm disturbing somore, who's the POH MAH one? Obvious answer, needless to say.

4. TTC
Tuition centre which i work for. Until NOW, this MOMENT, i don't have a schedule of when and where and what i'm supposed to teach. You just give me a rough idea, and the idea is not FINAL. How the hell am i supposed to plan my holidays now? you think i'm a slave for your company ah? Just freaking email me or sms me the time! You think i'm 24 hours available? PLUS, you asked for MY HELP at the last minute. Very responsible hor? DON'T SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO THAT TUITION CENTRE IF YOU WANT HIM/HER TO EXCEL!

I'm so sorry, i live in my own small world. I bitch and whine about everything that comes into my way, i'm immature. I don't know how to compromise and reason out everything and think critically. If YOU happen to be reading this, go ahead and curse me, i don't mind. Afterall, this is the reason why. You have no rights to condemn me. Go Away.

PS: just because i didn't use the F word to express my anger, doesn't mean i'm not very angry. I AM FURIOUS.

Ways To Turn Down Unwanted, Disgusting Men

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. (hahahahha)

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator. (My Fav)

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple..
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Adapted from an email =)
Have fun laughing..

Change Your Thinking

Start with the man in the mirror.
"If you wanna make a world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change." -MJ

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.

Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene..

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.


Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .'

The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.

Do not keep this letter.

I pray you will forward it to all your friends to whom you wish God's blessings.


Adapted from an email.

Just thought that this email is very meaningful. Always count your blessings and give hope to others. It doesn't cost much. Happiness is priceless. Life is short, always look foward to your future.

5 Don't s When You Go To Bed

1. Don't wear your watch when you sleep
Watches can emit certain levels of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

I know many ppl who do this, pls take off your watch, put a clock beside you.



2. Don't wear a bra when you sleep (to girls and some guys)
Ppl who wear bras to sleep for more than 12 hours have higher risk of getting breast cancer. Go to bed without it.

Let ur boobs breathe, girls. If you insists on wearing it, wear a loose one. And also, don't wear the ones with wires.

3. Don't sleep with your phone
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far from you as possible. Scientists have proven that electrical items including mobile phones and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. If you insist to put the phone near you, switch it off first.

To those lovey-dovey couples. Don't text each other so much before you sleep, you're killing each other. sleep means sleep.


4. Don't sleep with make-up on
People who sleep with make-up on might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make-up on will cause the skin to have breathing difficulties and problems in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Girls, don't be vain. There's no need to look pretty when you sleep, or when you dream. Dreams don't come true. Your dream guy may not come to you. After all, constant oxygen supply to your skin can slow down aging and the formation of wrinkles.

5. Don't sleep with other's wife or husband
You may get HIV or AIDS or never wake up again =).
Stay loyal!

Adapted from an email.

Dedicated To My Fellow G3 Family

College has really come to an END. Our last event that ties us all together has already become history. Still, i would like to express how happy i was to see that the whole class went to corroboree. Everybody glammed up, hyped up, prepared to rock Sunway Resort Hotel! And guess what? WE DID.

I would like to thank you all for being my classmates for this 10 months. Boy, we did have lots of fun! I would like to also apologise for whatever i've done that hurt you. And i would also like to apologise for my vulgarity. I will try to change. In fact i am already changing. Be patient!

Lets start with:

Betty Kong Ching Hung

First of all, i would like to say, YOU ARE SO DAMN HOT. Even travis is soooooo crazy about you now. Although i don't really talk to you much this year, but i can see that you're a really nice and sweet girl, treating ppl with all your heart. I actually like ur accent, very unique. UNLIKE KAI VIN'S ONE. To tell you the truth, I always open my ears to hear you speak because the accent is just very soothing to the ears haha. I may sound like a freak, maybe i have a crush on you just like travis. Don't be so shy lar betty, feels like i'm gonna eat u up, very sad one ok :(

Bruce Wong Yiung Juan


I think you're the person whom I chat with the most, a good bff indeed. And also replying my text messages instantly! Always passionate in what you do, which is something to be admired about. Truly appreciate the time spent in comforting/teaching/encouraging/advising me, not every friend is always there for me. All of you (esp stephanie ng who never replies me) pls learn from him! awwwwwwwwwww *hug*. Don't be fooled by his goody goody look, actually bruce drinks! You're asprising to be a pharmacist rite? Dont abuse ur knowledge and take too much anti-depressants when you're emo ah! Drug overdose nanti. Now very yeng already rite? ppl call u mafia boss. See you're not ugly!! Anyway, study hard and you will soon marry a HOT/SEXY pharmacist (if you get what i mean =p). Those who don't, sorry lar, inside joke hehehehe.

Cheung King Chou, Brian


All hail King Brian. Aiyor, i shouldn't have bought the mask for you, i should have bought the tiara from sinma for you!! then u can be a little king =) Hmmmmm Brian is a good and law-abiding driver (hahahahah) and wears sunglasses eventhough there is no sun because he wants to attract unwated attention. I think in 10 years time when i think about brian i'll remember him as the guy with the biggest bag. Ok, i rephrase, the guy with the most muscles in G3. Continue working out and don't slack, brian. i don't know how much money u owed me already hahaha. Stop saying u're fat, u're acting like a girl like that! I know u don't like me saying this, but i have to thank you for fetching me all the time. awwwwwwww *hugs*. One thing i've learnt from brian, dont buy a black car, u know i know why. Be a good CSI hor, don't kill someone and clean up all ur evidence. Do u still sleep at 9pm everyday?

Chia Ju Sian


Good luck in selling ur Eumora soap. Sure make big bucks from ur advertising skills. Seriously, i think you should consider doing business, not medicine. Sure earn more than doctor lar! When u're a successful businessman, don't sell poison to ppl ok? Good luck! Don't wink, ppl might think you're gay ;)

Chng Mei Yan


Mei yan, mei yan, don't be so shy and quiet lar. Must be loud and proud. I would say that u're the kind that are quiet but actually very powerful. Bak kata pepatah: 'diam-diam ubi berisi'. You see when u have ur presentation, you speak soooooooo fast!! means you're so well prepared! You're much better than you think you are, be more confident!! It's time to shine and beat the losers!!

Chong Jit Tong


A really patient and carefree guy. "Teach me how to feel stressed during exams pls!!" how am i supposed to teach u that? But you can teach me how to be carefree. He's also known as THE VOICE coming from the back of the class and makes ppl 'lmao'. Sounds like ghost but its really funny lar. I'm sure most ppl don't know this, but this fella can play the guitar, trumpet, saxophone, flute....what else? sing? AND he was the drum major for his school band. Remember to sleep after your jamming sessionS. Not bad rite? Wai San, are u thinking what i'm thinking =P?? Girls, you should really get to know this guy, he's not bad! But a bit shy lar XD. Be a man! jit tong!! you can do it!

Chong Yu-Chuan


This is another funny guy. Jit tong's from korea and yu chuan's from china. hahahhahaa. How did the china joke started again ah? somebody enlighten me! I think if you're a doctor right, theres no need to prescribe medicine to ur patients. just make them laugh since this skill is at ur fingertips! Laughter is the best medicine mah, wooow save cost! Yu Chuan's Laughing Clinic, go there and laugh only. Maybe you can cure emo ppl like bruce or the current brian (jk lar, don't cry). One thing bout yu chuan, always backfire everything i say. When i say everything, it means everything. But i think i won most of the time? Ei why didnt u choose chinese medicine ah? you're from china, you should inherit ur ancestors' roots. Make us chinese proud! Lastly, better preserve ur tropical rainforest, don't let ppl cut down the trees. Oops, i mean black tropical rainforest. (your leg hair in case u dont get it)

Elsie Tan Jia Rui


Looks so mature already hor? This is the only girl that doesn't hold any grudge against anybody, which i think its a quality that everybody should learn from miss elsie tan. hmmmm are u really innocent??? hmmmmmmmm.....anothre thing bout elsie is.....SHE LAUGHS FOR NOTHING. hahaha can say her face looks like tomato lar, healthy glow!! kawaii!! Spread the laughter, elsie, you're good at it! Maybe you can work as a nurse at yu chuan's laughing clinic? hehehehehe.

Fong Kai Vin


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ewwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! happy lar u got new phone! always complaining bout how ur phone sucks. To be honest, during the first few days of college, or should i say weeks, i actually DISLIKE you. because you're plain annoying and ur accent sounds pretty fake to me. teeehee. But as time goes by, you're OKAY lar. But till now, you're still annoying but bearable haha. Anyway, its time to stop acting like retard and be a man! Build some muscles lar, owh i mean some meat. You need them! By the way, kai vin has bad taste for women. ewwwwwwwwwwww. Stop telling me how good ur phone is because i dont care and stop saying i sucks because i'm awesome! Note: gotta try to stop be retarded because you're annoying me again.

Goh Keng Yuan


A boy who looks like being forced to take photos in every photo. At least i can see a slight smile here =). Quite a shy guy, but not so shy with the guys. Don't fight so much with tina lar, be more gentleman. Who's taller? keng yuen or travis?

Goh Pik Ching


Sigh. Can you believe it? we don't even have ONE solo photo together during PROM!! Apa lar ni?!?! By the way pik ching is the one on you left in case you don't know or forget. If we were to win an award rite, i think we would have won for queen of bitching. Yes we bitch about every single thing in the world. Even the smallest thing, as small as bacteria. Don't always say wanna go back to Sabah lar, come stay over with meeeeee. Aiyor, why never run for prom queen? wasted larrrrr. Always say wanna go dancing with me but didnt go in the end. Stop being lazy!! Lets go clubbing pik ching!! I donno rite, but we always click, we always have topics to bitch about, not every friend is like that hor. You're a gem to me. Thanks for being there whenever i need you. *hugs*. and and and, dont always fall sick hor, take more Vitamin C. I always thought i have really weak stomach, but i was wrong when i met you. Stop lao-saing lar. Build up ur immune system, so that you don't look emo every morning. Nice knowing you, honey!! Me miss pork noodles!! HOW BOUT YOU?!

Jayanand Mahendra Raj


Stop growing, you're too tall! I cant understand why you don't like eggs?! Egg is the factor that makes every dish delicious! Did i mention that you already look like a doctor, like seriously, you already look like one when you write. Everybody shuts up when you talk. Woooo i admire this. Inheritred genes from your parents eh? Sweet! Hmmm, i thought that you're an innocent boy, but the guys said the opposite. I guess the truth is YET to be discovered =). Is there a sport that you don't play? I mean, you play football, tennis, badminton, you swim, run, jump. Weee but you don't dance! lets go dancing. Lets learn smooth criminal's dance hahahaha. Oh oh oh, i forgot!! jay is the alcohol expert, he agreed to be my SIFU!! Don't stop exchanging you-tube links with me!!

Jillian Goh Joon Jin


Jiggly puff. Bubbles. What else? maggie? hahaha. Anyway, stop thinking so lowly of yourself, you are not that bad! Don't be so easily intimidated by ppl ok? Just be yourself and always trust yourself. I actually like you in spagetthi hair more lor, rather than maggie. Trust me, maggie sucks, i know hehe. Awesome photoshopping skills lar, i dunno how to do it man, gotta salute you for this. And i always envy ppl who can DRAW WELL. God doesnt give me good hands, oh well. sobs. Continue being jiggly and bubbly! Don't like cats so much lar, dogs are cuter! *Curse that person in between us!!!!! RAAAAAAAWR!* Since you're so artsy rite, come dancing lar! i'm sure u'll like it. If you don't wanna touch other boys, go dance with jcong lar ur fren fren. And lastly, hope you will have more members in your anti-lala club. WE HATE LALAS!

Joanne Khoo Su Fern


Joanne! RELAX, don't hardcore so much! I wonder right how much sleep you get each day, you finish everything on time! HOW?! You've got 8 hands? ahahah ok jk only. You are the only girl that hates going shopping with us :( and go with mafia boss. SO SAD. Must support ur own gender u know. Nice knowing you, no need to hardcore so much lar!!!

Jonathan Ng Yung Chiang


Hello small aussie boy who thinks he himself is awesome =). You asked me to write how awesome you are rite? I'm thinking hard, very hard! Not fair, you can play by ear and i cannot :( Ok lar you're awesome for that. You do sound a bit like chipmunk hmmm, and talks non-stop XD hahahahaha. You look very small boyish lar!! Ok fine you ARE a small boy. But small boy can beat me in arm-wrestling, awesome. You're very cute when you speak chinese lar!! Just like my small coussie. But sadly you have no more chubby cheeks to be pinched by awesome me :(. Most small boys are innocent, you look innocent, but is your mind clean? i think it's really, really contaminated by Jay's dirty jokes already rite? Oh well, this is part of growing up, my little boy is growing up!! *sobs, tears of joy* OH YEAH! small boy taught us how to play the GC games! and also foos ball!! But i've forgotten press what to play the game already! So you're really good in games, how bout REAL sports? *grin* stephanie yeap told me something =)

Koo Chin Fei


Hey awesome and sexy lion dancer! Have you been practising? CNY is coming!! I want first row seats to your show!! I know it's really important to perfect your stunts, but be careful when practising ok!! practise safety! In 10 years time, i reckon you'll be one of the famous professional lion dancers =) Good luck Chin Fei!! And also remember to take care of your health, i know you want to be awesome, but must have enough rest k? don't suddenly faint again! scary tau? You are a really nice guy, seriously very nice. I thought you would be those very rough kind. That was my first impression lar, because you had karat hair, i scared! But turns out to be u're so nice, even nicer than me =(. Very funny lar you, always never fail to make me laugh. Your jokes are really creative, its always something that nobody thought of! GOOD ONE! Your future gf/wife sure laugh everyday without fail. Spread the laughter!! PEACE! Chin fei asked me to say that he's more awesome than jon! not me fault!!

Leong Shu Ying


Shu Ying, this girl ah, so awesome man! I love you shu ying!! *HUG*!!!
OK lar. Let you all continue writing. The winner gets a kiss from shu ying!! Send it to me via msn. I don't check mails just so you know =) You can also publish it in your blog =) if you have one.
Nah, fill in the blanks.
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Ok lar, the prize is a cup of starbucks lar, nobody wants to kiss me =(

Lim Huei Wen


Smarty pants! Miss A20! Love your headgear, i didn't know its made from your own hair until i read your blog. Awesome lab partner! We're always the first one to finish our experiment. Then we will be looking around saying "ei why we so fast one? we got do anything wrong or not?" Then we would be checking our set-up, nothing wrong also. So i would say we have awesome partnership! *high fives!* Hmm you're the first girl i talk to in college, im so sorry i scared you with how random i am hahah. Anyway, nice to have a talkative girl to talk to on the FIRST day of college. If not i'll just stone there and stare in front! Why are u so talkative in person, but so cold in your blog? update lar! Me want to read. Remember to put more skin care products ah? You know? (Look young but inside got Alzheimer Disease hahahaha.)

Navin Prasad


Navin, whose father is a rubber tapper. RIGHT XD. So bad hor the guys, keep calling u blackie. Black jacket = navin. So mean rite? Travis lar! Nevertheless, you're nice lar, always giving me exclusive information about ppl in the class =). Navin, hmmm, the one being whacked by Mr munin the most? the one bullying his lab partner all the time, asking her to clean up all the time. Don't be so lazy lar navin, go help out your father in the rubber estate =) And remember to wear long sleeves so you don't get any darker. OK lar joking lar. Don't be so mean to the girls, the girls will then come to you. PEACE.

Ng Shien Yee, Jennie


Shien Yee, a very helpful and patient girl. The only one that will help you with her full heart. A heavier blogger than jillian. 400 posts in half a year? can you? i know i cant =). Don't hate the world so much, there are much more things yet to be discovered, don't give up hope easily =). I'm sure you'll make a great doctor, with that wonderful heart of yours and the determination and perseverance. Strive for the best, you can make it.

Ong Ru Xuan


Why do you like hello kitty so much? Another cat lover, haih where are the dog lovers? Laptop also full of hello kitty. My friend says you have very nice legs, be happy =). First college mate whom i sit with. I also remember bringing you to the sick bay and waited for your mom to come, faint ler, i so scared. Take care of your body ah! And don't worry, i'm not infected by H1N1. No need to take medication and bring thermometer around one! scary! Ppl may think you're psycho. hahahaha. jk only lar. Friendly girl, don't be so naive k, later kena tipu, especially by boys =).

Samuel Kwok Chia Wei


Hmm. Class rep? A very forgetful class rep. Maybe we should give you a notebook as birthday present. But you are really honest lar, you dare to admit your mistakes, which is fantastic. Not many ppl have the courage to admit their wrong-doings. Guess you're not that bad =) although u made me really angry sometimes. But. I FORGIVE YOU NOW. Good luck in your future undertakings, don't be so kiasu, very scary! :( Don't be so greedy and steal ppl's food ok? RUDE!

Stephanie Ng Shi Mei


Tangechi. I miss you :( Very suai lar you, always not replying my texts. Don't keep replying C only lar. Not fair you know? I have one compartment in my file, specially for you and your notes. See how much i love you? You are really funny you know? sometimes you laugh at your own jokes which i don't find them funny, but i laughed too because you are funny, not the joke =). hahahah. When are u bringing me to another food expedition? Until now we are not done exploring the whole SS15 yet. Not only that ah, I can say you're the most athletic girl I've ever met in my life. Football, badminton, swimming. Same like jay lar. no wonder both of you are APs. Not only athletic also, but you're hot too, see Tina jealous already!! hahahaha. Anyway, pls spare me sometime, go shopping with me or a movie outing. Don't give all your time to C. If not no fren =). And stop saying i like someone thank you. Gaaah, so missing pork noodles now!

Stephanie Yeap Jin Leng


Jin Leng!! Another online buddy of mine =) Did you watch the victoria secret fashion show i asked you to? i doubt so haha. Stephanie Yeap is also very farnie, but me is more farnie =) You have a really wide smile hor, ppl sure lam sei when they see you, esp someone i know. Don't wanna tell you who =). Stop wearing pants lar, wear some skirts and high heels! You will look great! Come learn dancing with meeeeee. Don't be lazy!! You want to lose weight rite? come dancing lar! shake your ass! Sigh when are we going to do all the activities together? like rockclimbing? dancing? shopping? me miss die you already. why u stay so far? Invite me to your christmas party arh! LOVE DIE YOU! PRADA GIRL! You are not fat lar!! really!!

Tang Wai San


Tortoise from Galapagos! Do you still drop things everyday? even at home? i hope your phone is still in good condition after dropping it n times. San San, slow slow! Want some enzymes? to catalyse ur slow reactions? i'll make sure it's complementary to you =). Haha, when i think of san san in 10 years time, i will remember our coke joke. "how to reduce CO2 in the air?' hahaha only those who went to peppercorn will get the joke. Refart kononnya! Oh yea, you're the only reason why we go to the desserted, isolated Tropicana City, where the journey is negligible to you. Such good friends like us, where to find you tell me? And by the way hor, i kinda miss face to face right now, i don't care if stephanie ng hates it but i miss it!! Wai san miss die you lar :( Although she's so slow to the extent she needs enzymes rite, wai san is actually a very strong person *hugs* That's why don't judge a book by its cover! LOVE DIE YOU!

Tina Preet Kaur


Hi Kuantan girl! Do you read my blog? i doubt so =). DONT WASTE FOOD. U will go to H _ _ _!! Beware!! Theres only one way to make you finish your food, that is to shower you with fast food hor? Don't eat so much chocolates also lar, later u complain you fat, somore you don't exercise! But you don't eat so its ok. BUT chocolates leads to diabetes! HOR. Tina has a sweet tooth i realised. You love bubble tea, chocolates, sweets etc. Also, don't fight with keng yuen lar, he's harmless, fren fren k? shake hands. Enjoy making fun at you lar, me and steph ng. definitely gonna miss my tangechi. I can sense that tangechi got new crush d, his initial starts with J. =) don't deny lar, i know. Don't always go back to kuantan IMMEDIATELY lar, stay in subang for a while also cannot meh? Maybe you don't love us as much. SOBS.

Travis Toh Ching Chen


My awesome AP! DONT SMILE!!! hahahhahahah. Sometimes i feel bad for you, i can't really teach you maths really well because i suck at it :( and u have to find my mafia boss, bruce. So sorry AP! Gomenasai! Actually you're very smart one, just don't be lazy!! Don't be intimidated by the guys because you're short, i lend you my high heels ok? sharing is caring, and i love my AP of course i will share =). EAT VEGE LAR TRAVIS!! vege is good for health! I think soon you will develop the vampire kinda teeth, suck blood. coz you dont eat vege =). Nvm lar, every girl is so crazy about vampires now, maybe girls will craze for you!! The new edward cullen! Nice to have you as my awesome AP! Stop being in denial, i'm taller than you!

Yehga Nikkil Gogulanathan


Yehga nikkil nikkil!!! I LOVE BULLYING YOU!!!! Remember the meaning of your name backwards ok? aghey!! A GAY!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. We know you love brian XD. What else ah? stephanie yeap asked me to write this. Asst rep = ass wrap! Err..errr What...errrr errrrrrr you are errr not the eerrrr ladies man!! hahahaha ur cheesy post doesn't turn me on by the way. You know, that wink and pointing pose? hahaha. Err Errr..ERRrrrrr What? errr yeah!! OK lar, nikkil is not gay actually, very straight, so ladies, don't hesistate to call him! He would LOVE to date you! Nice bullying you buddy! no more chance already. :(

Right still got!! our dear lecturers!!

Pn Che Mahani


Don't we look alike? My tudung is awesome rite? admit it lar! Kawaii! I miss you pn mahani, my honey! I'm so sad that i didn't get to take picture with you during corroboree :( PN MAHANI, you must come to my wedding! take picture with me. Not that i'm getting married soon lar, but must come!! to take photo with me =) Pn Mahani is someone to be admired, seriously. Not everybody can make classes that interesting. Trust me, it's a big challenge, i know =) Those budak whom i teach always fall asleep and it's so hard to catch their attention. But i couldn't be bothered. Pn Mahani, GENG! *salute* Definitely, officially missing you right now Pn Mahani. I will visit you during Hari Raya and give you muruku ok?

Ms Rajani


I have no photo of Ms Rajani and me. thanks to the lousy memory card. sigh. Nevertheless, heres a nice picture of her. I just want to say she is the NICEST and KINDEST lecturer on earth. So kind, friendly and helpful. Although very hard to track her down, because she's so busy consulting students, but she still tries her best to help you in any way she can. Kinda feel bad that sometimes we don't pay attention to her in her lectures, talking behind, doing our own work, we would like to apologise if we have hurt you in any way. We will always remember what you've taught us, and also keep you etched to our hearts.

Ms Cheang Pey Shyuan


"All you future doctors, how can you make such a mistake??! Not thoughtful enough!!" hahahhahaa "all you future doctors cannot be so forgetful!!" So cute lar miss cheang! But we're also quite cute right? since you laugh at our jokes all the time, esp Yu Chuan. But you're kinda scary at first. I remember the first day of college, or is it the 2nd day, you went around the class checking if we've printed the Intended Student Learning thing, so scary!! but in the end your cute side prevailed!! We love you miss cheang! Don't forget us monkeys! Kinda miss you nagging us, and also encouraging us!We will always study hard, wont fail you one Ms Cheang!!!

Mr Ng Chee Beng


Hi Mr Ng, i know you love my bottle. Do you want it as a present from me? hehe. Another nice and friendly lecturer! "just read my notes and you can get good results!" It's true you know?! I've never touched my physics text book before =) And i'm gonna sell it! I can see that mr ng puts in a lot of effort in teaching us. Well, at least your hard work paid off, sir. You produced an A20 student (Lim Huei Wen)! Be Proud sir!! Btw, love the autograph you signed on my year book! Creative much?! Mr Ng drawing so cantik!!

Mr Munintaran Sundram


I like to move it, move it!
You like to move it, move it!
We like to move it, move it!
WE like to, MOVE IT!
We will never forget the maths lecturer who loves Madagascar and relates maths to Madagascar! I didn't do your hwk for once ONLY and i kena that one time! SO NOT FAIR. Tough luck eh? But i know u're so nice that you didnt minus my marks lar =). Actually sir, where's your house? you always ask us to go to your house when we donno how to solve something but you dont tell us your address? We want to meet your son and daughter! And also, don't bully Travis so much lar, he's sad :(. I think he has already repented! I believe Mr munin doesnt want us to learn maths blindly, kept forcing us to think Think THINK!! But till now i don't know if i've learnt that skill :( But all in all, we love madagascar and mr munin! Miss the times where mr munin teach us how to strategise and kill our enemies! so fun!!

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Miss Leong Shu Ying will like to thank the whole G3 for a great AWESOME year! Already officially missing you all! She would also like to apologise for her rudeness and vulgarity, turning over a new leaf k? dont zha me in my chatbox ah i warn you!

The best moment in G3? Hmmmm. Treating me like a princess when i just returned from the 1 week quarrantine period! hahhaha. Everybody was THERE to help me. So nice!!

Truly missing pork noodles, face to face and SNOWFLAKES! btw, we're gonna have a food trip. DIM SUM! Anyone interested????

Remember our 10 years promise! bring ur kids and husbands/wives! we'll meet at AC. 7pm. Gonna have dinner! Attendance is compulsory!

Love each and every one of you! Nah, give u all a big kiss. MUACK! and a big bear hug *HUG* You can hug and kiss me also =) don't be shy!

Last but not least, i would like to wish everybody all the best in their future undertakings, and remember to keep in touch =), especially with me! Visit my blog more often ah! Comment everytime you drop by! Write something on my facebook wall ah! wish me happy birthday every year ah!!

The good times =)

Red Day in conjunction with CNY
First class photo

Korean BBQ
Last day of college

Corroborree 2009
Everybody glammed up!

Corroborree 2009
Flaunting our curves
Huei Wen has a better shot of this, me want :(

Corroboree 2009
Beauty Pageant of G3

Coroborree 2009
SAM's Next Top Model

Hot Chicks of G3
*guys pls admit this*

More Hot Chicks
*Yes admit this also*

Gentlemen of G3
Praying to some God
Bruce, the leader of the gang

Macho men of G3
PEE also wanna take photo

Leong Shu Ying
Yours Truly
*I know you're happy to see me!!*

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ps: I'm not biased ah! i followed alphabetical order!! =) awesome me.

pps: credits to stephanie yeap and bruce wong (terpaksa) for assisting me in completing the post. HUG

UPDATE: chin fei and jon fighting to be the most awesome. you guys vote!! I cant decide!! They're fighting intensely!!

Hope you guys enjoyed the post =)