Stalker

I feel like i'm being stalked again. THIS SUCKS.

Leave me alone, dude. i'm not interested in YOU.

Because YOU SUCK.

New Criminal Tactic

If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a bloody hand knocking on your window demanding you to stop and asking for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car,

DO NOT stop the car at all. Even if he damages your car or holds the side mirrors tightly,
DO NOT stop the car but drive directly to the nearest police station.

This kind of criminal tactics have been reported in about 40 cases in Seremban, K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).

These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop the car to help you.

The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone.

Please forward this message to the people you care about.

Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan
Island Hospital

Tel:+6012-4308125

*Hope these fuckers rot in hell. What is YOUR problem? the world doesn't owe you, blame your past, you did not do enough charity. Stop robbing innocent ppl and raping weak women. You don't get creative in robbing, get creative in making your own business or something else, bitch. When will all these retards learn?!*

*If only theres batman/superman/ironman/wonder girl/fantastic four/powerpuff girls/you name it to protect our city. sigh.*

Make The Yultide Gay

~ I saw mommy kissing SANTA CLAUS!!~

Daddy kill santa!!

Anyway, MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR READERS!!!

No presents for you, sorry.

Scholarship Hunting

I've been researching a lot on scholarships lately. Why? because i'm poor and i need money. It is sad to see that there are NO organisations offering scholarship for dentistry. Yes, i repeat. NO organisations. Not even Sime Darby! hello sime darby u're health field one lor!!!

Almost all the organisations/bodies offer LAW/Engineer/Pharmacy/Business/Accountants. so all those ppl pursuing all these courses, don't say you got no money, say u're lazy. never do research.

I'm only left with JPA, PTPTN and the Maxis one. Yeah, maxis scholarship, don't laugh at it, they want you to bond one ok? 5 years. I seriously don't know how can i contribute to Maxis, treat the handphone's teeth? JPA and PTPTN are actually LOAN, means you need to pay them back, with interest, something like 'tai yee long' (big ear hole / loan sharks).

Education is indeed a very good business. VERY good business. Everything is so commercialised. Gah, this is reality *slaps*.

Guys/Male

What is happening to the world actually? Best designers are males, best chefs are males, best make-up artists are males, best colour guards are males, best musicians are males, best choreographers are males. Well mostly males lar!

Where are females standing in the artsy-fartsy world? Does this mean females are NOT creative enough? NOT competent enough? NOT capable enough?

Well. *ponders*

Just some random thoughts.

December

2009 is coming to an end. I would say it's a year with ups and downs. Many ups and downs. No doubt, i did learn something. It's part of growing i would say.

I've been busy with tuition. I hope i can earn at least 1k. AT LEAST. if not i'll be damn dulan. I hate teaching f2 students the most. They are so freaking rebellious. Feel like slapping the girls especially. Their mouth seriously stinks, not bad breath, but the words they blurt out. No respect for the teacher one. Well, what i do is say something that make them shut up and make them guilty. And they will shut up eventually. Of course i did not say FUCK. I am a good teacher.

Back from spore for ages, bought a few items =) Awwww so happy. I cant wait to go for shopping, formal shopping. G2000 got sales ok! I need formal wear, i don't have any of them!

Besides, i went for car hunting and dog hunting. Car hunting means looking at the price of the cars lu, 2nd hand swift is more expensive than my sis' brand new myvi lor. This dream will certainly die, unless miracle really happens. Dog hunting means trying to get a new dog lor. I actually don't know what to feel. Lilo has been gone for 2 months and we're not searching for a new dog. To be honest, i am not ready to accept a new dog. I'm not sure if i can still love the new dog as much as Lilo. Occassionally i think about Lilo, hope that she'll come back. Hope that the stupid maid die also. Well, i guess i have the move on.

Went to KLWMBC (KL World Marching Band Competition). Glad that Pee Ohn's band won, they totally deserved it. A lot of lengchais lor! especially in pit percussion. Totally drooled when i watch them practise. SO YENG. One thing i learnt from them is, you have to enjoy what you do, then you'll definitely excel. I mean, they really enjoy marching, playing in the band. You won't see a glimpse of tiredness in their eyes. And mind you, they practise the WHOLE DAY one lor, sometimes until 3am. not 3pm.

I also learnt that it's not always about the score, not everything is about winning. If you only think about winning or getting to the top, you may fall repeatedly and get yourself disappointed relentlessly . Everything is about the process, the friendship, the hardwork. Wow, took me 5 years to realise this man. Dervied this lesson from the Thai band, my current SAM score and also the show in E!, Running Heels. In case you don't understand, you can listen to Miley Cyrus - The Climb. Yeah the whole song pretty much sumarrized what i wanna say in this paragraph.

Hope that there will be a G3 gathering. Everybody disappeared, kind of.

Been thinking a lot lately, i need an attitude adjustment. Will blog about this if i have the mood that is. FYI, i'm not emo.

That's all for the current upate.

When I Was Young

Some old friend of mine just happened to tag everyone from 3E 2000.

Admit it, i was cute. Still is.


FYI, i was the one sitting down, 2nd left.

Look at sheah yee, scared of chai lao shi. (hahahahaha)

And no, soon fei wasn't picking his nose.

Can you spot mei yan? yes mei yan from G3.

I'm so well poised rite?

House Chores Training

As you all know, my maid ran away to be with her lover/playboy. So, I'm the new maid for the house, at least for now. Now, i've realised that being a housewife is FUCKING hard lor. Better appreciate your moms or maids, especially you, TINA PREET. Don't torture your maid.

Woke up at 9 am, by force of course. Dragged myself to clean up and have breakfast. Then i'm off to GIANT, not Pyramid, not MV, not Pavillion. Yes you've got me right, GIANT.

Instead of buying Ipanema/jeans/tops/shoes, i bought myself rubber gloves, sponges, new broom, new mop, new pail with wheels and also the rinsing mop thing!! (i dunno what you call it lar, still not used to housewife terms) and my awesome, marvelous micro fibre broom!! My favourite buddy for now!! No need to carry the huge ass vacuum cleaner upstairs! But hor, this broom very expensive. But it's worth it!!

Mommy is being nice, she bought all the good quality detergents for me, while she bought the lauya ones for my maids last time. I mean, the maid doesn't get to use the awesome micro fibre broom! She uses cheap gloves while i use Aloe Vera coated gloves with lemon scent!! She doesn't have the pail equipped with wheels, that means she has to carry lor, i just have to kick it with my legs!! Guess i should be filial enough to honour her, by doing house chores!

Shopped for food stuffs, fruits, cleaning stuff. The shopping lasted for about 2 hours. Can u imagine just grocery shopping can take up to 2 hours?

When i reached home, need to put the stuffs into the specific places, which basically involves walking around A LOT. Such a good workout. I wanted to jog in the afternoon, but i feel so tired right now that i feel it's redundant to jog. Just do house work and you will be healthy.

Need to cook later. AHHHHH SHINGZED!! Screw my sis who doesn't do anything.

Housework promotes a healthy being! So start now ladies!!

Bear with me lar, sorry lar. Being a former princess to a maid is a very huge transition for me, i need to whine and complain in order to distress myself. Stop lecturing me about how good is it, how it trains me to be independent. I KNOW. no need to tell me. In case you don't know, i have a functional brain.

My smooth hands are gonna be so coarse, but I'm still the same attractive shu ying. Don't run away, hot and sexy bachelors!! I know how to clean!!

UPDATE: YES! it's gonna rain, means no need to water flowers tomorrow morning =)

Lunch Buddies

I miss my lunch buddies, where are you guys. your dear princess shu ying needs you guys :(

Brian's Hospital Outing + Quality Time In The Car

We, the awesome and caring 9 hotties, swam across seas, climbed mountains, jumped over rivers, walked over dog droppings, crawled in the caves, and finally! we reached our final destination - Gleneagels Intan Medical Centre. The hospital looked like hotel lor seriously, rich ass!!! Not to mention that the christmas decorations gave it a more high class look.

What was our mission? To visit our ill king - Brian Cheung King Chou. In case you're wondering who are the 9 hotties rite, they are awesome me, steph yeap, jillian, likkin aghey, travis, navin, chin fei, huei wen and wai san. Too bad, the king wasn't touched, he did not shed a tear at all.

Called him to ask where was his ward, then he told me he wanted to be discharged that day! Cis! But we made it lar. He was shocked the minute I entered his ward hahahahah! should have seen his face! Too bad no picture was taken. Auntie busted us, didn't manage to suprise him according to our plan :( Were you happy to see us??????

Gave him a plastic bag full of fruits (so cheap skate hahah, not even a fruit basket), a balloon of patrick from sponge bob square pants (haha) and a get well soon card of course. Then we made him take a picture with patrick =) so kawaii!! Ask Jillian for the photos!!

We spent about 2 hours talking? Then came this Punjabi guy (suspect he's Tina's bf) bugging brian hahaha. He's funny! at the same time annoying!
Punjabi guy opens the curtain, threw brian a question: 'Hey whhy are u here for? I'm here for kidney stones."
Brian: "errrrr."
HAHAH! I think he likes you, brian.

After that, we planned to go to KLCC for the PC fair. In the end, phail =) We spent 3 hours driving aimlessly due to no parking. Hahahaha, i promised Navin not to blog about this. Nevertheless, we had lots of fun in the car, all the non-stop gossiping, jokes about M and N, teasing and laughing. ahhhh great quality time, will never forget. I think i laughed the most that moment, other than Wai San's coke joke haha.

In the end, we headed to MV for lunch. Wanted to catch a movie but we were too tired. Oh so kind Navin drove me home, and the guys visited my house.

Overall, a much enjoyable day, and i wish there's more to come. Apologies for the brief update and the absence of cute photos. I would also wanna apologise to the girls. My planning kinda phail sigh!!

Seriously missing G3. like SERIOUSLY.

PS. My secretary Stephanie Yeap was supposed to blog about this!!

Miang And Gatal Maid

My new maid, which is the current one, came to work in our family at around April. She's very young, and clumsy, as well as forgetful. After first few weeks of working here, she ran away for the first time, claiming that the workload is too heavy and my mom kept scolding her.

To be exact, She claimed that she had to work for 2 houses for very long hours, and also complained that my mom actually 'tortured' her by scolding her too much. The fact is, she only has to work in my grandma's house (the 2nd house) on saturdays ONLY, during the afternoon ONLY. Besides, my mom scolded her because she's irresponsible, not doing her jobs properly, very forgetful. My mom doesn't scold people for no reason ok? She's being very authoritative actually, by explaining the reason why she scolds her to HER herself every time. It's quite redundant but my mom is like that.

The agency worker counseled her and asked her not to repeat her mistakes again, same thing for my mom, warned her and stuff. Ok, nothing happened for the next few months.

Somehow, she met her guy of her dreams, despite being married and having kids, i don't know how many, don't ask me. Moreover, the man is a pakistani, working as a guard in the opposite neighbourhood. My maid must have flirted with him, leading to an affair.

Desperate to be with the man, she released my dog, sabotajed my home alarm system, did everything just to let the man into my house (well we assume lar), and have a good night. In fact, it has been quite a few times she let the man in, until 2 days ago, where my neighbourhood guards reported to the community committee and my mom. They said they saw my maid opening the FRONT door to allow this fella leave, around 4am in the morning.

Of course, mom interrogated her. As usual, she denied and sweared to Allah that she did not do such things. Obviously, stop lying lar retard, the guards won't lie for nothing. Don't assume we're stupid.

Next morning, she ran away, in my sis' flip flops which was bought from aussie. sis damn dulan at her. At least she didn't steal anything from the house, only her flip flops. Oh yea, she ran away without her passport and very little cash. Happy surviving out there, retard. Seriously who runs away without cash and passport? damn smart thing to do.

Let me tell you something extra. My maid is very demanding also. I can say she's the worst maid in my family's history. She demands for braces because she has staircase-like teeth without knowing how much it costs, demands for nice flip flops like my sis', demands for chee cheong fun as breakfast, demands for soya bean when she's on menstruation. Hello? let me remind you, you come here to work, not to behave like a princess. I'm the princess get it?

Besides that, she loves to be pretty even when she cleans stuff. She wears powder for god-knows-what reason and maaaaaan it stinks. She wears earrings. She refuses to wear glasses eventhough she's short sighted. No wonder she cannot see dusts, too small for her, and cleans badly. So much for being vain. Who wears earrings when washing the dishes? let the plates see you ah? the plates are the mirror so you can self admire?

And you know what? her teeth black one lor, and the front tooth is missing. If she's my maid in the next 10 years ah i think i will fix it for her, so hideous and such an eyesore. But, what for treat her so nicely? she betrays you. Shit, whenever i think of my dear sweetheart Lilo i'll be so damn mad at her. How can she do that just because of a fucker, knowing that i love my dog so much. Super mad at her. I wonder how the man likes you lor, retard. You have no money and you look hideous, what does he want from you? only ur vagina! think abit lar aduh!!

Bet she's enjoying the sex right now. Oh i almost forgot, she only took a few clothes, most of her clothes are still in her room. She only took her sanitary pads, face products (so miang), her sneakers and my sis' flip flops as she was in a rush to escape. How to survive out there like that?

We made a police report and reported to the agency. She is no longer our maid and no longer our responsibility. Her passport is also surrendered to the police, so she cannot fly back to Indonesia. Had to pay RM250 to cancel her passport ok? When she gets caught, she'll be deported back to Indonesia of course.

Well, i think that she may come back to my house, when she's left with no choice. I'll say to her: "Bitch, you find my lilo first only u come back! If not, rot outside my house!"

I think the man will dump her in a few weeks. Seriously, he's a guard only ler how much can he earn? to feed you? In ur dreams man, retard. He wants you just for sex, for pleasure! If he happens to stay with other bachelors, even more exciting, they may rape her lor! If she's so desperate to make money rite, i think she'll be involved in prostitution. No choice already mah. What to do? she didnt want to listen to my mom's warnings. Note the 's'.

I feel quite sad for her, but it's her choice, not mine to make. Good luck there.

May God bless Lilo.