Holidays!!

I want to go traveling like huei wen!!!!!!

SOMEBODY SPONSOR ME!

I need a makeover.

SOMEBODY PLS HELP ME!

*Just because ppl like to do something which YOU don't like, doesn't mean it is BAD/WRONG/WASTE OF TIME.*

Vampire

My biological clock is totally haywire. I sleep at 3 or 4 am. Wake up at erm, 2pm? Even though i tried sleeping early and wake up early, i will hibernate until 2pm again. It's like i cannot function before 2pm. As if the sun can really burn my skin and i will die, like a vampire.

Moreover, i have fangs =) Quite sharp i would say. Right, they also say vampires are drop-dead-gorgeous to lure their preys, and then SUCK THEIR BLOOD! Am i gorgeous enough to lure you? *wink* Okay, shall not act like a prostitude.

I used to think my sister is insane for staying up until 4am last time. I mean, who doesn't like to sleep? But guess who's insane now, ME TOO. I just enjoy the quiet time to myself. Solitary to myself, to do some thinking, self reflecting, dreaming, reading, watching videos. And the best thing is? nobody disturbs me. Of course lar, everybody is alseep, sleep and sound (snoring)! Don't worry, I don't watch porn. I watch make-up tutorials =) I'm so fascinated lar! I should take up make up!!! I want that 180 colour palette, from ebay!! 180 eyeshadows ok. And it's quite cheap, 25 USD okay, for 180 colours!

Sigh, got a lot of blisters on my hand, as a result of cleaning every single day. This sucks. What should i do? lick my blisters so that they'll heal faster? (vampires lick themselves because they have healing powers) Damn coarse lar my hands, should apply lotion.

Sorry, too much vampire related shows/movies/books. I got carried away.

PS. Edward Cullen, opps sorry it's Robert Pattinson is NOT cute/handsome AT ALL. Not a sinlge bit. No wonder he doesn't drink blood because he fails to lure his prey. Vegetarian..pfft.

I'm team taylor!! yeay.

Made in Malaysia

The following are true stories:

A Malaysian political leader had a heart surgery in Singapore .

The operation was successful. During his recuperation period, the political leader would like to thank three skillful doctors, including an anaesthesiologist.

He said: “Thanks to the Singaporean doctors...”

“I'm sorry, sir. I'm from Malaysia ,” interrupted a doctor.

“Me too.”

“Me as well.”

x x x

A Malaysian company wanted to develop a new town abroad, it entrusted the project to a Singapore multinational company.

The first time when they met, the Singapore company sent a team of seven people, including the Chief Executive Officer, Chief Architect and Chief Finance Executive.

The meeting went smoothly. They relaxed and chatted.

The Malaysian company's Director said: “Durians from my hometown Kuala Pilah, Seremban taste the best. I'll treat you all next time when you come.”

“Really? What area in Kuala Pilah? I'm from Kuala Pilah, too!” said the Singapore company's Chief Executive Officer.

Next, one by one, the other six from the Singaporean team revealed their identities.

“I'm from Malacca.”

“I'm from Kuala Kangsar, Perak.”

“I grew up in Segamat.”

“My hometown is...”

And all of them were actually “made in Malaysia ”.

x x x

There are countless similar stories around us.

And there is always another story behind each story.

Some were rejected by domestic universities while some were rejected by the government scholarship.

They couldn't get it even with 10 As while others got only 10 Bs. As leaving might be better than staying, they just went to a different world after crossing the bridge.

There is a deep feeling for every story.

x x x

According to the Malaysian Employers Federation (MEF) statistics, a total of about 785,000 Malaysians are currently working abroad and 44% of them are working in Singapore while the rest are working in other countries, including Hong Kong , China , Australia , the United Kingdom and the United States .

And two-thirds of them are professionals.

At the same time, most of the 2 million guest workers in Malaysia are from Indonesia , Bangladesh , Myanmar , India and Vietnam.

They are engaged in labour industry which does not require high educational background but just a little bit of brains. Low skill, low knowledge and of course, low wages.

Malaysia has become a country that exports brains while importing labours, resulting in a serious deficit in knowledge trade.

x x x

The government started to call on talent backflow in 2000 by offering a variety of incentives, including tax concessions and other conditions.

It has been nearly 10 years of time but only 770 people responded, with an average of 80 talents return a year. The 770 people are just a small number of the total number of people working abroad.

However, many of the small group of people still choose to leave again even they have returned.

While many young people are not able to realise their dreams here and thus, they are packing and preparing to pursue their dreams in unfamiliar countries.

x x x

And they said that Malaysia wants to become a high-income country. (By TAY TIAN YAN/Translated by SOONG PHUI JEE/Sin Chew Daily)

(The opinions expressed by the writer do not necessarily reflect those of MySinchew )

MySinchew 2009.11.13

Stalker

I feel like i'm being stalked again. THIS SUCKS.

Leave me alone, dude. i'm not interested in YOU.

Because YOU SUCK.

New Criminal Tactic

If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a bloody hand knocking on your window demanding you to stop and asking for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car,

DO NOT stop the car at all. Even if he damages your car or holds the side mirrors tightly,
DO NOT stop the car but drive directly to the nearest police station.

This kind of criminal tactics have been reported in about 40 cases in Seremban, K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).

These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop the car to help you.

The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone.

Please forward this message to the people you care about.

Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan
Island Hospital

Tel:+6012-4308125

*Hope these fuckers rot in hell. What is YOUR problem? the world doesn't owe you, blame your past, you did not do enough charity. Stop robbing innocent ppl and raping weak women. You don't get creative in robbing, get creative in making your own business or something else, bitch. When will all these retards learn?!*

*If only theres batman/superman/ironman/wonder girl/fantastic four/powerpuff girls/you name it to protect our city. sigh.*

Make The Yultide Gay

~ I saw mommy kissing SANTA CLAUS!!~

Daddy kill santa!!

Anyway, MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR READERS!!!

No presents for you, sorry.

Scholarship Hunting

I've been researching a lot on scholarships lately. Why? because i'm poor and i need money. It is sad to see that there are NO organisations offering scholarship for dentistry. Yes, i repeat. NO organisations. Not even Sime Darby! hello sime darby u're health field one lor!!!

Almost all the organisations/bodies offer LAW/Engineer/Pharmacy/Business/Accountants. so all those ppl pursuing all these courses, don't say you got no money, say u're lazy. never do research.

I'm only left with JPA, PTPTN and the Maxis one. Yeah, maxis scholarship, don't laugh at it, they want you to bond one ok? 5 years. I seriously don't know how can i contribute to Maxis, treat the handphone's teeth? JPA and PTPTN are actually LOAN, means you need to pay them back, with interest, something like 'tai yee long' (big ear hole / loan sharks).

Education is indeed a very good business. VERY good business. Everything is so commercialised. Gah, this is reality *slaps*.