Monday, December 7, 2009

House Chores Training

As you all know, my maid ran away to be with her lover/playboy. So, I'm the new maid for the house, at least for now. Now, i've realised that being a housewife is FUCKING hard lor. Better appreciate your moms or maids, especially you, TINA PREET. Don't torture your maid.

Woke up at 9 am, by force of course. Dragged myself to clean up and have breakfast. Then i'm off to GIANT, not Pyramid, not MV, not Pavillion. Yes you've got me right, GIANT.

Instead of buying Ipanema/jeans/tops/shoes, i bought myself rubber gloves, sponges, new broom, new mop, new pail with wheels and also the rinsing mop thing!! (i dunno what you call it lar, still not used to housewife terms) and my awesome, marvelous micro fibre broom!! My favourite buddy for now!! No need to carry the huge ass vacuum cleaner upstairs! But hor, this broom very expensive. But it's worth it!!

Mommy is being nice, she bought all the good quality detergents for me, while she bought the lauya ones for my maids last time. I mean, the maid doesn't get to use the awesome micro fibre broom! She uses cheap gloves while i use Aloe Vera coated gloves with lemon scent!! She doesn't have the pail equipped with wheels, that means she has to carry lor, i just have to kick it with my legs!! Guess i should be filial enough to honour her, by doing house chores!

Shopped for food stuffs, fruits, cleaning stuff. The shopping lasted for about 2 hours. Can u imagine just grocery shopping can take up to 2 hours?

When i reached home, need to put the stuffs into the specific places, which basically involves walking around A LOT. Such a good workout. I wanted to jog in the afternoon, but i feel so tired right now that i feel it's redundant to jog. Just do house work and you will be healthy.

Need to cook later. AHHHHH SHINGZED!! Screw my sis who doesn't do anything.

Housework promotes a healthy being! So start now ladies!!

Bear with me lar, sorry lar. Being a former princess to a maid is a very huge transition for me, i need to whine and complain in order to distress myself. Stop lecturing me about how good is it, how it trains me to be independent. I KNOW. no need to tell me. In case you don't know, i have a functional brain.

My smooth hands are gonna be so coarse, but I'm still the same attractive shu ying. Don't run away, hot and sexy bachelors!! I know how to clean!!

UPDATE: YES! it's gonna rain, means no need to water flowers tomorrow morning =)

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